I don’t know what came over me this morning… I NEEDED MEAT. RAWR!!!!
Look, 11 months as a vegetarian was enough. I am tired of eating vegetables and tofu and other weird stuff. I’m over it. I woke up this morning positively DREAMING of sinking my teeth into a big, juicy burger. Yes, a burger for breakfast.
The moment the Husband woke up, I suggested we go out to breakfast and drove us to the nearest….
YAY! McDonald’s! How did I shun you for so long?!
I considered getting an egg and sausage McMuffin, but instead I went with the big daddy – a Big Mac! It was epic.
April Fools! :) (I did a similar post last year and convinced quite a few readers that I had Burger King for breakfast and was running a marathon without any training that weekend).
I LOVE April Fools! The past two years, I tricked the Husband into believing that:
- His acupuncture school was going to require he take Introduction to Tattooing to “expand his business model.” I wrote an official letter, forged the school’s letterhead, and mailed it to ourselves.
- I came home and discovered that Maggie had delivered puppies in her crate. I called him freaking out, screaming, “There are little James and Maggies in the crate!!!!” And he actually believed me – despite the fact that both dogs are fixed!
Do you play April Fools jokes? What’s your most successful trick?