I don’t know what came over me this morning… I NEEDED MEAT. RAWR!!!!
Look, 11 months as a vegetarian was enough. I am tired of eating vegetables and tofu and other weird stuff. I’m over it. I woke up this morning positively DREAMING of sinking my teeth into a big, juicy burger. Yes, a burger for breakfast.
The moment the Husband woke up, I suggested we go out to breakfast and drove us to the nearest….
YAY! McDonald’s! How did I shun you for so long?!
I considered getting an egg and sausage McMuffin, but instead I went with the big daddy – a Big Mac! It was epic.
I guess I could’ve gone for higher quality, grass-fed, sustainably raised organic beef. But let’s face it: Big Macs taste better. Food Inc. and Michael Pollan be DAMNED! Nom, nom, nom!
April Fools! :) (I did a similar post last year and convinced quite a few readers that I had Burger King for breakfast and was running a marathon without any training that weekend).
I LOVE April Fools! The past two years, I tricked the Husband into believing that:
- His acupuncture school was going to require he take Introduction to Tattooing to “expand his business model.” I wrote an official letter, forged the school’s letterhead, and mailed it to ourselves.
- I came home and discovered that Maggie had delivered puppies in her crate. I called him freaking out, screaming, “There are little James and Maggies in the crate!!!!” And he actually believed me – despite the fact that both dogs are fixed!
Do you play April Fools jokes? What’s your most successful trick?
Hahaha BOTH of those jokes you played on your hubby are great…I’m sitting here laughing imagining both. I need a trick to play on my hubby today. You know, besides the usual ‘I’m knocked up’ trick.