I am in a mad rush to leave my house (still am, actually). I put the ingredients for two smoothies together â€“ one for me, one for Kristien â€“ but then cannot find the top to the blender. â€œOh, screw it,â€ I think. I grab a paper towel and cover the top. I turn the blender on, and once it starts going, I walk away. When I return, there is no paper towel. â€œHmm,â€ I say. â€œWhere did it go?â€ I look all over the counter and the floor, thinking it mustâ€™ve been blown off. And thatâ€™s when I realizeâ€¦ the blender ate the paper towel. This is not the first time this has happened. When will I learn?!
Needless to say, I made another smoothie.