I am in a mad rush to leave my house (still am, actually). I put the ingredients for two smoothies together – one for me, one for Kristien – but then cannot find the top to the blender. “Oh, screw it,” I think. I grab a paper towel and cover the top. I turn the blender on, and once it starts going, I walk away. When I return, there is no paper towel. “Hmm,” I say. “Where did it go?” I look all over the counter and the floor, thinking it must’ve been blown off. And that’s when I realize… the blender ate the paper towel. This is not the first time this has happened. When will I learn?!
Needless to say, I made another smoothie.