Come on, did you really think I would eat Burger King for breakfast AND randomly decide to run a marathon with no training? Looks like I tricked quite a few of you!
Do you do April Fools pranks? I LOVE them! I try to pull a big prank every year.
This year…. I scanned the Husband’s acupuncture college letterhead into PhotoShop and type up the following letter, which I slipped into the mailbox….
Dear Husband:
We believe our students should learn Oriental medicine technologies (acupuncture, herbs, etc) and clinical practices, along with Western biomedical sciences, as well as the practical skills necessary to run a successful practice. As a result, we have added a new class to the Spring 2009 schedule. This class will follow Herbology II on Mondays beginning in May and will run for four weeks.
Introduction to Tattooing Procedures for Acupuncture Professionals is an introductory course designed to guide you through the principles of the ancient art of tattooing. The course will cover the following topics:
· Equipment Used and Working in Sterile Environment
· Tattoo Machine Maintenance and Tuning
· Black and Grey Shading
· Tattoo Restoration
· Tattoo Cover-Up
· Making Tattoo Needles
The course will conclude with a two-day long apprenticeship in a real tattoo parlor in Orlando. The exact location will be determined by the end of the month. If you have any courses about this course, please contact Dr. Blah Blah Blah.
Thank you,
Dr. Blah Blah Blah
HAHAH! He only believed it from a split second, but then he thought it was a practical joke from his college! I told him it was actually MY prank.
Here’s what I really ate for breakfast… French toast, blackberries, a banana, and coffee. With maple syrup for dipping.
And here’s lunch:
I made a Organic Chicken sausage hot dog with melted cheddar cheese and ketchup.
Plus, grapes and a side salad.
What’s the best prank you’ve pulled?
Hahahahaha 😉 Glad to see you had one of your famous French toast breakfasts instead.